the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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