I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
