I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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