it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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