Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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