i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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