she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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