I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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