she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The air was thick with penises
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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