i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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