Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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