so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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