Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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