considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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