I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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