is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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