And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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