there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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