brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Randomize
