Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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