Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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