love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
