what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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