This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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