idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
