Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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