You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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