I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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