yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
tell me about the fingering
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