I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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