seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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