porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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