Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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