why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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