i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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