theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
