super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Operation Purity has been aborted
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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