Joe is yelling at the trees again.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Randomize
