The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
