So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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