So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think my fart just growled at me.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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