would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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