apparently the secret to your success is patron
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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