Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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