Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Text me some of your sweat
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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