I CAN MOONWALK!
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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