Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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