batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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