I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
