I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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