Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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